09/07/11 Healthcare in the Roaring Twenties

Another reason to look forward to the Twenties-

'Honey, I stopped at the Bar this afternoon.'

'Terrific!'

'We lucked out- Pillzilla was the pharmacist on duty!'

'Yo!'

'He's the only one who takes the time to explain the drinks. Anyway, you know how Medicare won't cover name brand liquor? He says that Kaiser's rolling out a new boilermaker campaign ('We want you to drink and thrive!'), and they think members will be more likely to adhere to Happy Hour with a new combination: 30 mL of Nadurra, followed by 750 mL of IPA. There's no copay as long as you agree to wear a bracelet that records your BAC levels- we just need to download and transmit the data once a day, and they'll continue to mail us monthly supplies as long we maintain target levels.'

Gap and run on Thursday.